The Bottle Deposit

Undid revision 726727382 by 108.55.76.37 (talk). Anon substituted informal, unencyclopedic language for original and made pointless stylistic changes.. ← Previous revision Revision as of 00:09, 24 June 2016 Line 41: Line 41:       ===Part 1===   ===Part 1=== − Since he will be out of town, [[Jacopo Peterman|Mr. Peterman]] wants [[Elaine Benes|Laney]] to bid for him on a set of golf clubs owned by [[John F. Kennedy]] at an auction. He tells her he's willing to go as high as $10,000 for the clubs. [[Jerry Seinfeld (character)|Jerry]] thinks he hears a strange clunking noise in his car and asks [[Cosmo Kramer|Kramer]] and [[Newman (Seinfeld)|Newman]], who'd previously borrowed the car, about it, but they know nothing. Newman learns that bottles and cans can be refunded for 10 cents in [[Michigan]] (as opposed to 5 cents in New York and many other states), but Kramer tells him it's impossible to gain a profit from depositing the bottles in Michigan due to the total gas, tollbooth and truck rental fees that'd compile during the trip, noting his own failed efforts because he "couldn't crunch the numbers." Newman becomes obsessed with finding a way to make [[Arbitrage|such a scheme]] work. + Since he will be out of town, [[Jacopo Peterman|Mr. Peterman]] wants [[Elaine Benes|Elaine]] to bid for him on a set of golf clubs owned by [[John F. Kennedy]] at an auction. He tells her he is willing to go as high as $10,000 for the clubs. [[Jerry Seinfeld (character)|Jerry]] thinks he hears a strange clunking noise in his car and asks [[Cosmo Kramer|Kramer]] and [[Newman (Seinfeld)|Newman]], who had previously borrowed the car, about it, but they don't know anything. Newman learns that bottles and cans can be refunded for 10 cents in [[Michigan]] (as opposed to 5 cents in New York and many other states), but Kramer tells him it's impossible to gain a profit from depositing the bottles in Michigan due to the total gas, tollbooth and truck rental fees that would compile during the trip, noting his own failed attempts because he "couldn't crunch the numbers." Newman becomes obsessed with finding a way to make [[Arbitrage|such a scheme]] work.     − Meanwhile, Mr. Wilhelm is scolding [[George Costanza|George]] for needing to have orders repeated to him. Shortly after, Mr. Wilhelm begins talking of a big project for him to do just as he enters the bathroom. After waiting outside for a short while, George decides to go in, too. But when he enters, he finds that Wilhelm, who'd thought George had followed him inside the entire time, had unknowingly been telling about the details of the big project out loud to nobody. Not wanting him to think he wasn't paying attention, George pretends he heard everything. He later asks Jerry what to do and Jerry tells him to ask Wilhelm a follow-up question. + Meanwhile, Mr. Wilhelm is scolding [[George Costanza|George]] for needing to have orders repeated to him. Shortly after, Mr. Wilhelm begins talking of a big project for him to do just as he enters the bathroom. After waiting outside for a short while, George decides to go in, too. But when he enters, he finds that Wilhelm, who had thought George had followed him inside the entire time, had unknowingly been telling about the details of the big project out loud to nobody. Not wanting him to think he wasn't paying attention, George pretends he heard everything. He later asks Jerry what to do and Jerry tells him to ask Wilhelm a follow-up question.     − Jerry then takes Laney to the auction, where they bump into [[List of Seinfeld minor characters#mischke|Sue Ellen Mischke]], the bra-less "[[Oh Henry!|O Henry!]]" candy bar heiress, who taunts them about "getting a glimpse of high society." During the bidding, they start a bidding war over JFK's clubs, and Laney ends up paying $20,000, twice what Peterman authorized her to spend. Jerry again hears a loud clunking noise while dropping Laney off. Laney decides to leave the clubs in Jerry's car and pick them up later. As he starts to leave, smoke begins billowing out from under the hood and Jerry finds out that Kramer and Newman had left some groceries in his car engine. + Jerry then takes Elaine to the auction, where they bump into [[List of Seinfeld minor characters#mischke|Sue Ellen Mischke]], the bra-less "[[Oh Henry!]]" candy bar heiress, who taunts them about "getting a glimpse of high society." During the bidding, they start a bidding war over JFK's clubs, and Elaine ends up paying $20,000, twice what she was authorized by Peterman to spend. Jerry again hears a loud clunking noise while dropping Elaine off. Elaine decides to leave the clubs in Jerry's car and pick them up later. As he starts to leave, smoke begins billowing out from under the hood and Jerry finds out that Kramer and Newman had left some groceries in his car engine.     − He visits [[Brad Garrett|Tony]], a mechanic who's obsessed with car care. George tries to use Jerry's suggestion at work the next day, and Wilhelm unknowingly drops a hint: to get started, he first has to go to payroll. There, the clerk gives George a hard time because he's not being specific enough about "the project." The clerk calls Wilhelm to verify George's claims but drops George no further hints. + He visits Tony ([[Brad Garrett]]), a mechanic who is obsessed with car care. George tries to use Jerry's suggestion at work the next day, and Wilhelm unknowingly drops a hint: to get started, he first has to go to payroll. There, the clerk gives George a hard time because he's not being specific enough about "the project." The clerk calls Wilhelm to verify George's claims, but doesn't drop George any further hints.     − Meanwhile, Newman, who's spent days trying to calculate a profit to the deposit scheme, realizes that there will be a surge of mail the week before [[Mother's Day]] (the "mother of all mail days") to be sorted in [[Saginaw, Michigan]]. He tells Kramer that he signed up for a mail truck that'd carry spillover mail from the other 4 main trucks, leaving plenty of space left over in theirs for bottles and cans to refund in Michigan. Kramer realizes that by avoiding truck rental fees, Newman has found a loophole and they set off collecting cans and bottles around the city. + Meanwhile, Newman, who has spent days trying to calculate a profit to the deposit scheme, realizes that there will be a surge of mail the week before [[Mother's Day]] (the "mother of all mail days") to be sorted in [[Saginaw, Michigan]]. He tells Kramer that he signed up for a mail truck that would carry spillover mail from the other four main trucks, leaving plenty of space left over in theirs for bottles and cans to refund in Michigan. Kramer realizes that by avoiding truck rental fees, Newman has found a loophole and they set off collecting cans and bottles around the city.     − Wilhelm visits George to see how he's doing with the project. George informs him that he went down to payroll and Wilhelm asks if he's going downtown then. When asked if "going downtown is really necessary for the project", Wilhelm tells George that he ''has'' to go downtown, and mentions the [[Petula Clark]] song '[[Downtown (Petula Clark song)|Downtown]].' Thinking it's another clue, Jerry and George try to decipher it, but to no avail. George considers coming clean and admitting to Wilhelm that he has no idea what the project is. Jerry goes home and finds a message from Tony saying he needs to talk to him at the Auto Shop. Laney calls shortly after and wants to pick up Peterman's golf clubs. Jerry tells her he left them in the car at the mechanic's, so they decide to meet up there. + Wilhelm visits George to see how he is doing with the project. George informs him that he went down to payroll and Wilhelm asks if he is going downtown then. When asked if "going downtown is really necessary for the project", Wilhelm tells George that he ''has'' to go downtown, and mentions the [[Petula Clark]] song '[[Downtown (Petula Clark song)|Downtown]].' Thinking it's another clue, George and Jerry try to decipher it, but to no avail. George considers coming clean and admitting to Wilhelm that he has no idea what the project is. Jerry goes home and finds a message from Tony saying he needs to talk to him at the Auto Shop. Elaine calls shortly after and wants to pick up Peterman's golf clubs. Jerry tells her he left them in the car at the mechanic's, so they decide to meet up there.     − Tony wants to make a lot of changes to the car, but Jerry doesn't want to spend so much money. He asks Tony if he could just have it back so he can take his business elsewhere. Tony is disappointed, but tells him he'll bring the car out front for him. Laney arrives and meets Jerry to pick up the clubs just in time to see Tony driving away with Jerry's car. + Tony wants to make a lot of changes to the car, but Jerry doesn't want to spend so much money. He asks Tony if he could just have it back so he can take his business elsewhere. Tony is disappointed, but tells him he'll bring the car out front for him. Elaine arrives and meets Jerry to pick up the clubs just in time to see Tony driving away with Jerry's car.       ===Part 2===   ===Part 2===   [[List of Seinfeld minor characters#mrwilhelm|Mr. Wilhelm]] is delighted with the job [[George Costanza|George]] did on the project; however, George has no idea what he did or how he did it. Unknowingly to George, Mr. Wilhelm had forgotten to take his medication, which would explain his compliment.   [[List of Seinfeld minor characters#mrwilhelm|Mr. Wilhelm]] is delighted with the job [[George Costanza|George]] did on the project; however, George has no idea what he did or how he did it. Unknowingly to George, Mr. Wilhelm had forgotten to take his medication, which would explain his compliment.     − While riding in the mail truck with [[Newman (Seinfeld)|Newman]], surprised [[Cosmo Kramer|Kramer]] suddenly spots [[Jerry Seinfeld (character)|Jerry]]'s stolen car on an Ohio highway and alerts Jerry by using a mobile phone that he brought along. Newman and Kramer quickly argue whether to deliver their mail and empty bottles to [[Saginaw, Michigan]] as they'd planned, or pursue Jerry's stolen car as it exits the highway in Ohio, which Kramer agrees to. + While riding in the mail truck with [[Newman (Seinfeld)|Newman]], a surprised [[Cosmo Kramer|Kramer]] suddenly spots [[Jerry Seinfeld (character)|Jerry]]'s stolen car on an Ohio highway and alerts Jerry by using a mobile phone that he brought along. Newman and Kramer quickly argue whether to deliver their mail and empty bottles to [[Saginaw, Michigan]] as they had planned, or to pursue Jerry's stolen car as it exits the highway in Ohio, to which Kramer agrees.     − [[George Steinbrenner|Steinbrenner]] sends George to a mental hospital, due to George's "report". At the mental hospital, George bumps into Deena, ("[[The Gum]]"), who believes George is finally getting the help he needs. + George is sent to a mental hospital by [[George Steinbrenner|Steinbrenner]], due to George's "report". At the mental hospital, George bumps into Deena, (from "[[The Gum]]"), who believes George is finally getting the help he needs.     − While still chasing Jerry's car, Kramer dumps their empty bottles to make the truck move faster and soon after, dumps Newman, who then finds a farmer's house, complete with his proverbial daughter. As Kramer continues his chase, Tony throws all of the [[John F. Kennedy|JFK]] golfclubs at him, and Kramer is soon forced to give up the chase when the van gives out from the damage the clubs caused to it. Newman violates the farmer's only rule, to keep his hands off his daughter, and he and Kramer run away while being shot at. The daughter stops her dad, but calls Newman "Norman" as she professes her love for him and bids him goodbye. Peterman's golf clubs (a valuable collectors' item) are returned (albeit in a bent, battered state), but not Jerry's car. Laney gives the bent golf clubs to Mr. Peterman, who mistakes it being in a battered state by thinking Kennedy was an angry golfer. + While still chasing Jerry's car, Kramer dumps their empty bottles to make the truck move faster and soon after, dumps Newman. Newman then finds a farmer's house, complete with his proverbial daughter. As Kramer continues his chase, Tony throws all of the [[John F. Kennedy|JFK]] golfclubs at him, and Kramer is soon forced to give up the chase when the van gives out from the damage the clubs caused to it. Newman violates the farmer's only rule, to keep his hands off his daughter, and he and Kramer run away while being shot at. The daughter stops her father, but calls Newman "Norman" as she professes her love for him and bids him goodbye. Peterman's golf clubs (a valuable collectors' item) are returned (albeit in a bent and battered state), but not Jerry's car. Elaine gives the bent golf clubs to Mr. Peterman, who mistakes it being in a battered state by thinking Kennedy was an angry golfer.       ==Production==   ==Production==